The BBC radio 4 situation comedy Secret Life of Rosewood Avenue was written by Stephen Sheridan and starred James
Grout as the Reverend Timothy Carswell a timid vicar who discovers that his apparently respectable new
parish is a hotbed of murder, passion and geriatric prostitution.
Episode Guide For The Secret Life of Rosewood Avenue
1. Moving On
The hapless Rev Timothy Carswell is mugged by some pensioners outside the Darby and Jones Club and to help him recover
his Bishop thoughtfully moves him to another Parish. Here he discovers that life behind the net curtains of suburbia
is not what he expected. He doesn't help by delivering his first sermon for four and a half hours. The congregation
do not want to pry into his life - but why have they a copy of his birth certificate and a tape recorder? Still he has
got his knitting to keep him sane! Though he won't get much done as he has to help the fraud squad with a small
matter of a forged £10 note.
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An old school friend of the Reverend Timothy Carswell invites himself to stay and reminds him of his old
nickname, sparky and continues to light matches on his head! He soon helps himself to the Reverends clothes, bed and
even Mrs Muir's supper.
Two of his parishioners plan to burgle the Rev Timothy Carswell house - with the help of their dad. It's illegal
but keeps them off the street! The boys think charging their grandmother £2000 interest on their loan will teach her
the value of money and that head teachers should be paid more because the value of his stolen goods is appalling!
3. Raising The Dead
The Reverend Timothy Carswell gets 500 lines of "I must not disobey my house keeper" for disobeying Mrs Muir.
He helps his position by helping her to break her leg. He dreams of being a free man and even staying up until
half past ten! The Reverend Timothy Carswell starts his campaign to persuade Mrs Muir to take early retirement. He suffers
the bruising as best he can. He posts her a letter and sends her to Scotland to recuperate with her Scottish
relatives. Can he really be so lucky?
4. Miss Willow And The One-Eyed Gentleman
When animals go mad - the sermon this week is about the Reverend Timothy Carswell's rabid tortoise. Miss Willow
gives up sherry so she can buy a telescope and surveillance cameras to spy a bit better on the neighbours. She fattens
up the Captain with her home made cakes but all he is interested in is her commode.
5. Mrs Garland's Good Deeds
The over 70s keep fit club gets rather out of hand. Well it would with the Reverend Timothy Carswell in charge
of recruiting the keep fit trainer. Ken Critchley takes them on a 5 mile cross country run in the rain but softens
when he finds love with a resident of Rosewood Avenue. Margrey Garland, the general dogsbody of the street, is his
intended and her henpecked son mounts a campaign to stop the wedding.
6. The Resurrection Of Reverend Carswell
Who has the biggest marrow on Rosewood Avenue and gets awarded the silver cucumber award? American evangelists
descend on Rosewood Avenue to put the fun back into religion with the help of can can dancers. Meanwhile some of
the Reverend Carswell's parishioners decide to open a brothel and have already ordered a king size bed and arranged for
a red light to be fixed outside. The Reverend Carswell preaches helping others but seems to have been awarded the
title of the randiest vicar after a police raid. Still it helps keep up the church congregation numbers!
Cast Details
James Grout as the Rev. Timothy Carswell
Margaret Courtenay as Miss Tilling
Sarah Thomas as Mrs Muir
Jean Heywood as Miss Tapp
Christopher Good as Doctor Warlock and the Bishop
The writer was Stephen Sheridan and the producer was Lissa Evans.
Broadcast Dates
The Secret Life of Rosewood Avenue ran on BBC Radio 4 from 26 February to 2 April 1991. There was only one
series. It has been repeated on BBC Radio 7 in June and July 2006 on a Friday afternoon. It has never been
released on talking book or audio CD.